...on hearing one more song.

"Uncle, Uncle, Uncle!!!"

instead of "Encore, Encore, Encore!"

...on protective films

"You should leave the plastic on that table so it doesn't get dirty."

But it's a stainless steel table, that's why I bought it.

...on human sexuality

"Women with hairy legs need more sex."

Meaning: They are hornier than average.

...on Jeremy Lin's sudden success in Feb. 2012

"Jeremy Lin is playing really well recently."

You know who else is playing pretty well right now...Russel Westbrook, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Paul.

"Who are they?" 

...on basketball

"Jeremy Lin is better than Kobe Bryant."

...on animal behavior

"I'm afraid of cats because it's difficult to tell their emotion."

... skin pigmentation

"My sister is so black because my mom drank a lot of tea while she was pregnant."